Keep football in America - this shit is so obnoxious

One QB won a national championship in college and the other QB paints his nails - what did you expect?

Mrs. CDC - “you boys are on your own for dinner tonight”

Unpopular opinion - folding laundry is therapeutic

Our elected officials are legally and ethically required to protect AMERICA’S interests. 🇺🇸Not another country’s or another religion’s or anther kind of law(sharia) This sh!t needs to end. 🫡

The downfall of Hidden Valley ranch needs to be studied

Saturday bangers

Hockeys grandfather - one of the best to ever do it!

Famous for being a whore

Been going on for years, if you’re still ordering chipotle for delivery or take away you’re an absolute clown

Filets are a woman’s steak

How long until NYC looks like Dearborn Michigan?

Wednesday bangers

Wasn’t planning on drinking tonight but came across Brad Paisley live at West Virginia’s stadium and really have no other choice

Dumbledore switches from downers to uppers right around Goblet of Fire

Big weekend coming up in the kitchen, ham dinner Thursday and barbacoa Saturday

Ham>turkey