I love having “classic thoughts”. Such as “The trees look so beautiful this time of year.” These classic thoughts help me feel more connected to humanity

if a man tells a joke and it's funny i'll wait until i get home to laugh

hate when some people have a lot of trinkets but there is no soul in their collection .. just following trends . i can see right through you

I feel like the only people capable of real love are weird girls and lesbians. No one else will ever be able to love as deeply tbh

Had to babysit a drunk man on Halloween but we weren’t dating so it was okay

The only self made profession is sex work

dedicating the overtime pay I made last week to miniature figurines and perfume

Why would you ever leave a bad bitch waiting

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

if i was her i would've started rubbing my shit crazy style

the tears are cold on my face :(

Receiving a selfie from a man you don’t love can be traumatic sometimes

a lot of you guys have CPTSD and you do not realize it. please get evaluated. life does not have to be like this.

I’m so mean to bi men sorry yall

who tf forgets to text someone they're genuinely interested in??????? no one.

Gay people in general are far more interesting and socially intelligent than straight people by far.

Rappers are also not as good anymore cuz they don’t watch enough movies.

logging on, hoping to see some good tweets :)

to the couple ppl who follow and anybody that might see, I’m trying to raise funds for surgery! Share if you’d like, much apprech ✨ gofund.me/a7175d79