I do not like being stuck at LaGuardia, and I do not like the nitpicky details involved with (ongoingly) filing for tenure, but it turns out they're a nice pairing in terms of race-to-the-bottom efficiency.

But how much of the art world is just trying to move faster than the pace of speculation on yourself?

Can't wait for this!!! Join us over by the duck ponds in Volunteer Park for this free conversation inspired by Chloë “I have a Zoom I forgot about” Bass's stunning installation—about the body and colonialism, intimacy and loss, cruising and alienation, communal possibility, and intimate transgression💐💐💐

Where's the section on Interfolio where you list the things you paid for out of pocket even though they definitely should've been handled by the institution.

True love means never having to put the duvet cover onto the comforter.

Can't wait for this conversation with Chloë “I have a Zoom I forgot about” Bass Saturday at 3:00 p.m. in Volunteer Park by the duck ponds, sponsored by Henry Art Gallery, join us!!🦋🦋

I said what I said. Stay tuned as I figure out what I mean.

How New Yorkers give directions: “I don’t want to send you to the wrong place, so I’m . . . just not going to answer that question.”

Uniquely suited to the part of parenting where I have to define the meanings of words 6,000 - 10,000x per day.

So annoyed between everything and everything else that I'm ready to start responding to spam offers for business partnership and string the spammers along for as long as humanly possible.