I have really been craving strawberry cake

I GET TO MY SWEET MAN IN 51 DAYS!

I am making me a PHAT cup of coffee tomorrow... no special reason just thought I’d share

I was created for a such a time as this, I am having a GREAT time at the house. Cooking, puzzles, reading, ratchet TV, art, and my plants. What else do I need? Not toilet paper 😎 got plenty of that

What I need to do is stop online shopping, I understand how my auntie ends up with all this stuff she don’t need.

People talking about how they have “nothing to do” but they house is dirty 🤔

All these places say they deliver now and I get all excited until I remember that I live in no mans land

That concludes tonight’s late night thoughts

You know there’s some moms at home yelling at they kids “CORONA THIS DISHES SINCE YOU BORED”

Auntie Rona said YOU THOUGHT

My professor is/was stuck in Israel with no service so I thought I would just not do my work in hopes the semester would end before he got service. Well, he just posted on classroom yesterday. Moral of the story is, I plaid myself.

I feel like every time after I work out I sit down and I’m like... I could go for some ice cream.

The worst thing is being blind as a bat, waking up, and not being able to find your glasses because you didn’t put them back in their spot before falling asleep.

I am please to announce that my long distance journey is over TOMORROW 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Don’t let today be the day that you finally reach out to your black “friends”

Friends, please remember all of this nonsense when it’s time to vote. Pay attention to who you’re voting for! I’m not just talking about the president, pay attention to everyone you want to represent you.

Y’all remember Tiger from Flavor of Love?