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Just seen the most terrifying thing. A flat in a high rise in full inferno mode. I just hope everyone is ok.

I feel for Kirstie Allsopp as by 14 I had enough airmiles to book a ✈️ from LHR to SFO during half term unknown to my folks. I arrived, took the Marin Airporter to LLanding, and then a taxi home. I fed myself and chilled on my own. Kids are more resilient than most know.

If women really could ‘fuck their way to the top’, there’d be a hell of a lot more of us up there

It never gets old.

This is spectacular. Right on the money. Whoever wrote this absolutely understands our popular culture.

Omg. Just saw a man on my train pull out his Filofax like it was 1995. #ownit.

Oh goodness. #NobodyWantsThis had me crying. So brilliant.

It is easy to forget what a catalogue Janet Jackson has! Also big props to THOM BROWNE. and Christian Louboutin for brilliant looks on the tour. 🥇🥇

Oh my goodness Dana Carvey #joebiden is GENIUS. #SNL50

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I was today old when I actually cooked myself a baked potato. Rather embarrassing.

OMG Bread by Bike I just had your poppy, onion and sesame load and my mind is blown.

Sorry Vinted customers if something is listed for under a fiver NO I will not be giving a discount.

I swear there are more people walking around with #traderjoe’s bags in London then I have ever seen.

My daughter has just booked two train journeys. Paris to Berlin - €49.99 London to Manchester - €324.36 How does that possibly make sense?

I just worked it out. I stress shop as a smoothing mechanism, which I parlayed into a career.

One for the crowd: Is it ok for a work Christmas Party to be on a Friday evening? #askingforafriend

Happy Steve Kornacki Eve to all who celebrate!

I don’t know why they do this every time they push a big update but Starbucks UK the app is broken again.

He’s panicking…