Messing with Siri #iphone4S Love it!

Doing reliefs at old stores is depressing, it's like a step backwards in my career :'(

Oh JB HiFi! So lame!! yfrog.com/kfgvzgsj

Definitely have to agree, who on earth keeps letting this kid have a gun???? #killcarlalready Lee Krivan

Almost passed out because Sam Neill is following me!! #gasp! Sam Neill

Gyah! Stupid Lifeline building fire, messing with my day already >.<#

ZOMG!! THE DARKNESS IS COMING TO BRISBANE!!! #nerdyexcitement Dylan Levey

In the 2001 census, Jedi was the 4th largest religion in the United Kingdom! Details ---> omgf.ac/ts/CVn

“ed phillips: Saw an ANZAC w chest full of medals at bus stop&said it wld be an honour to drive u wherever u need to go. #thatsthespirit

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, the specialist walks in >.<* #facepalm

FYI: NEW GIRL will have a special two episode premiere at 8:00PM & 9:00PM on Tuesday, Sept. 25. :)

Happy Gay Pride Eve, everyone! Be sure to leave chai and caviar under the rainbow flag for Madonna Claus!

The awkward moment when you INTEND to sleep in but end up getting up earlier than usual ...

A Romney future? youtube.com/embed/6TiXUF9x…

“Ray William Johnson: "Despite what you may have heard, I actually do give a shit." --Honey Badger, in an interview with Piers Morgan” Ha! Lee Krivan

Jennifer Lawrence... you mean, Jennifer Floor-ence #Oscars2013

Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a shitload of problems.

THIS!!!! -> RT conta secundária do kanye west: #QOTSA6Music BBC Radio 6 Music QOTSA Samwell - (What What) In The Butt ft Josh Homme

#rage #fuming

I really want to smack Steve and Chantel's heads together! Pull your heads out of your butts!! #TheBlock #fansvsfaves #annoying