cannot stand when a problem can only be solved by time passing. why not a clever tool or a combination of like herbs

I think 27 is my favorite age so far

I like to think of Amy (burrito) and Annie (mac n cheese) as estranged sisters

disappear if u have to. focus on u.

Cops suck but copaganda???? That shit go so hard. Criminals minds? Law & Order?? PAW PATROL?

Hammered at the cabin in the middle of the dance floor doing wordle

Almond milk and coffee do not go together in my book😷

I’ve never been so excited to see a superbowl performance

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease

Love a good Valentine’s Day hard launch 👀

The time changed back to normal and suddenly I am healed🌞

I am not meant to drink alcohol. I could have 3 beers and I need to be hooked up to a IV

Wowow growing older only unlocks a deeper portion of your mind

I just learned how to make a iced brown sugar shaken espresso at home and now I am unstoppable

movie theater lobbies this weekend between showings

me after the first sip of my iced brown sugar oat shaken expresso latte from Starbucks

Not Netflix being down and trying to gaslight me into thinking it’s MY WIFI PROBLEM.

“I was born in the wrong generation” Okay well if I didn’t have Google Maps I’d kill myself so now what