Doesn’t matter we got daveblunts now

Jorge Soler just snapped his bat like a Kit Kat bar

NBA: Dallas Mavericks -3

God damn shut the fuck up Hunter pence. I don’t want someone cracking fucking jokes as my team is losing

Who told Hunter Pence he was funny. Dear lord the baseball booth is not the place to try out corny bits my god the road SF Giants broadcast should just be Jon Miller by himself I cannot stand this stupid idiot clown

Hunter Pence is the Katie Nolan of baseball broadcasters. It’s unbearable listening to him

this is the best post this really confused and all over the place gimmick account has ever posted

I’m so sick of avocados I never want to see one again for the rest of my life

Roy Drones Jr

Being a Seattle Mariners fan is truly for the dogs

I wish I had (1) one 10 pound ($400) Live King Crab so I could make 20+ different dishes out of it. I would make a king crab sandwich roll, king crab (taraba kani) sushi, king crab noodle dish, king crab soup, a king crab fried rice, a king crab curry, a king crab gumbo etc etc

if ur still eating sabra hummus ur never gonna make it

thai red curry

Healthy 3pm snack. 2 sliced avocados + a rack of roasted nori. Then I make mini “California rolls”

Where is that tweet about how white gays can’t just give a basic compliment? 😭

*taps sign*

marty from true detective: sonic wasn't a hedgehog by any.. *standard* definition

speaking of a broad doing a semen stir,

If you’re not a solid black dog 2.5 years ago you have no heart. If you don’t turn completely white 2.5 years later due to a rare genetic condition then you have no brain