great, gotta listen to brendan haywood cry again for 2 hours. worst commentator OAT

plz dusty lock in dusty plz

im naming my first born child dusty, girl or boy

It's been a minute since I've been as happy for a player as I am for Roddy Gayle today. This was his moment.

crab five my ass!

im sad but fuck i love dusty and this team

gonna be a long day for jaxon kohler😂

sweet jesus i wish i never discovered balatro

this space needle thing is pretty neat!

i use an unnecessary amount of body wash when i’m staying at a hotel. gotta get lathered up!

my phone doesnt have enough battery life to play balatro for 4 hours straight. the fuck

not paying taxes next year, whos with me

top 3 hangover of my life, send help

just went to farmers market on accident, where is the oscar mayer bacon and pedialyte

pedialyte, brekky burrito, coffee, pool, shower

just checked my meeting schedule for tmrw so i could order potbelly ahead and capitalize on BOGO deal before it expires. theres levels to this shit

pope just died (rest in peace🙏🏻) but nimari burnett is coming back for a 5th year