getting married in 10 months and my fiance and I being in the same fantasy football league, guess which one I'm more stressed about

i think everyone should hire me to be on their fantasy league not to compete or anything but to make unhinged comments like "idk do you really think _____ is gonna have a breakout season this year their ankles don't look right" and cause widespread panic

My cat when I'm two minutes late to feed her:

suddenly i no longer enjoy fantasy football

Our officiant during couples counseling: so my daughter is on a tackle football team - me and kieran, without missing a beat: Go Bills

it is with heavy heart that i tell you that going to the gym consistently and not drinking as much alcohol is actually very great for your well-being

my favorite thing to ask men at a bar during football sunday is "how's your tummy feel?"

its football Sunday make sure you throw down to the national anthem

The more I write out and prepare DnD campaigns the more I feel like a human Xbox with Game Pass

every week since ive gone to the gym I've had at least one interaction with a buff girl that always sticks with me. This was this week's:

In case you're wondering what it's like to be a DM, it's essentially a handful of your friends asking you if your silly little brain can come up with a silly little story for your friends to be silly little guys in

compromised with Kieran on watching Christmas movies this early before Christmas, but only if the movies are absolutely unhinged and have really low ratings yesterday's movie was Snowmance and its about a snowman turning into a human man

being engaged to a white guy with beard hat and glasses is a labor of love

back on here with wedding planning updates: my mother and sister, exchanging 65+ messages, argued over whether the house we rent should have a pool or not leg press personal record is 298 lbs flowers are still the bane of my existence

Bills beat the Chiefs 30 by under 13 so that definitely means that Better Lovers is playing 30 Under 13 tonight in Brooklyn right?? jordan buckley