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Today is the jewish holiday in which jews swing a chicken around their heads, thereby transferring all their sins and pedophilia to the chicken

Aurat ki ghulami karnay wala mard hamesha khush rehta hai

Me when chews

Anne waa barish hori ha, biryani ban rahi ha, my workload is done and I'm the happiest person rn

Third cup of tea since morning cause I'm sleep deprived af, don't wanna sleep either phir bhi masti nai ruk rhi

The penguin with the orange backpack..🐧🎒🐠😍

Hanging this board on my heart

Number 1 your question is what is your biggest mistake? My biggest beaf steak is.......

Someone's Pitbull is lose in the street aur mein full ganjerhion ki trah uske pass se guzr aayi hun aur muje ptah hi ni 💀💀💀💀💀

Sign karte hue tow phir raffa e hajat kar rhe honge

Tb to the time my baby brother got a barbie figure in his happy meal and was about to throw it when I adopted it, braided its hair and even gave a matching hair band 🫶

The awkward silence 🥰💖

Bet they hate Mir Hakim cause wtf is that haircut and why they don't get his surgery done

Me @/random babies

رات کے مناظر کچھ یوں ہیں۔۔۔

Brhe ghalat time py twitter khol liya soi hi rehti

Lahore ki toofani barish said chal bay uth