yeah i have synesthesia alright…i heard your pussy stinks!!!!!

my dick is looksmaxxed with my balls

celebrating Hulk Hogans life the only way i know how

recycling the same 5 jokes

pedro pascal got anxious around me…

this guy at the job site is trying to talk to me in spanish, dude i hardly know english!

When I take out my trash, I usually put a sticker on it that says "$1 Million dollars" so homeless people tear it up and trash goes everywhere.

impressing the job interviewer by drinking milk with my nose

using a milky way wrapper as a condom

fat people are just food gooners

dude, did you get cum on my labubu?!

watch out, i heard AIDS is spreading around town!

Men, I challenge you to try this in August. - Daily porn - Daily alcohol - 5-8 hours on the game/day - 2-5 hours of sleep - 500> steps/day - 0 push-ups daily - No home cooked meals; takeout only Shall we?

Buttsex and the City - a TV show about a group of gay guys in San Francisco

being counter cultural by getting in bed at 4pm

guy whose favorite part of the day is taking a shit

took a shit so big i started thinking of baby names

hosting a pity party tonight, you are all invited

bend over and ill show you why its called “hump day”

giving my hinge date a 30 minute explanation of what “buck breaking” is