it's monday morning please stop talking about your kid at work

Just had my first Hell's Kitchen dining experience in Vegas. Overcooked my branzino and the beef Wellington pastry came out as dough. Scallops good tho. But god damn :(

Moranis

I love the motion that Walton Goggins is experiencing rn but on god we need this demon in more roles 💯

Abraham Linkedin

I miss them so much

The Rizzler for Yuri Sport (2025)

if i could tell my younger self anything it would be to give up

Blue Ivy Carter is 13 years old

i think i should be a project manager. like all you do is go "hey whats the status of that thing" and then tell your boss the status of that thing

big gay ice cream is the best

we're so cooked

you've seen mythbusters, but have you seen MILFbusters?

south park gonna have a field day with this

charlie kirk really stuck his neck out for us

We need to put gay men back into the DSM-5

being a whore is my anti drug

This happened to me at the Eagle

Wokeness has ruined television, if they made Twin Peaks today they’d have to have a hyper competent trans/genderqueer character whose peers respect her and who’s never the butt of the joke except for her own genuinely funny self deprecating humor

Thinking about him