Oh boy. Effort of the week by Gavin Miller. Crashed for 15 laps before yeeting himself in a fantastic display. Wow. When lack of talent meets expensive equipment, you find the Chili Bowl Green Jacket lurking.

Our AI machine is nearly operational. We require a compliment for our good commentary and an apology for having to watch Earl (Earl Hoon Jr) to continue. We’ve been abused for too long.

Good news, our interns showed up and have begin plugging in data. Speaking of showing up, it’s good to see Sam Swindell this early in the morning. Live leaderboard will be up around 12p est. Clinton Boyles FloRacing Kaleb Hart Chris Wilner Blake Anderson Earl Hoon Jr

UPDATE: The interns autism is not numbers and spreadsheet centric. They’re drinking and saying “six seven” repetitively. Standings will be updated around 1p est. Clinton Boyles FloRacing Kaleb Hart Chris Wilner Blake Anderson Earl Hoon Jr Christopher Moore

What could have been Sam Swindell… Clinton Boyles FloRacing Kaleb Hart Chris Wilner Blake Anderson Earl Hoon Jr Christopher Moore

Steve Gresham has a TOWERING lead in the CBGJ leader board with a -21! Eric Blumer sitting 2nd with -17 & Danny Frye III with a -16.. Here is our 2027 predictions as well for Chris Wilner.. Clinton Boyles FloRacing Kaleb Hart Blake Anderson Earl Hoon Jr Christopher Moore

And Danny Stratton with a valiant effort to -19 and is on the heals of Steve Gresham.

Hey Darin Naida & Mack Leopard. Fuck You.

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: ICE has caught up with Darin Naida & Mack Leopard. They are being removed from the facility and detained for possible deportation for crimes against humanity. Steve Gresham continues to lead the chase for the Green Jacket at -21.

Welp.

-20 won’t get it for Parker Perry Racing. No reason to come back for pick up.

The E-Mains are the best shot for a winner this evening.

OUR LAST HOPE: Dillon Welch & Mason Hannagan both have the potential to take the green jacket home. That’s it. Pray to the gods of chaos and may we see a big number.

Call it. It’s over!!!

😒 The broadcast struggles enough as is. No need to have dudes that aren’t good at their jobs and are worse with fidelity to be distracted by someone competent. But we’re just a jacket. What do we know.

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Getting old sucks.. Sitting this long annoys the hemorrhoids, wife is getting antsy, but that requires those cool little blue pills. By time it kicks in tho race will be on.. fuck it.. @chilibowlgravel better make this worth it because were going full send with an itchy butthole!

Yikes.. CJ Leary Racing couldn't quit early enough and had to take Kyle Larson with him while exiting the track under green..