VOLATILITY IS TEMPORARY MASS HYSTERIA IS TEMPORARY PANDEMICS OUGHT TO BE TEMPORARY WU-TANG IS FOREVER

I didn’t know I was gonna be assaulted on the TL today

I got no free clouted on my viral tweet but I still can’t let go..

Coffee no longer provides adequate will to live

Really miss wearing $13 short sleeve button downs from TJ maxx

The rumor of Microsoft buying TikTok would provide the great synergistic opportunity to link your TikTok to your LinkedIn post aquisition

The best way to start the conversation is by talking about your fantasy football dynasty league and then transitioning into Call of Duty Warzone loadouts

First Friday bars open in Orlando I’ve heard WAP 6 times tonight Nature is healing

GO BOLTS ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Y’all remember Jack Ü? That album dropped in 2015, it’s been 5 years

If you’re completely dependent on clicking a mouse when using excel, you do not have to worry about Biden’s tax plan

At what age do they make it mandatory for you to participate in weekly trivia at your local bar

The worst part abt being an adult is working a soul crushing job all day, just to come home and be like “time to eat my salad”

Cool people can do all 6 and not be smug about it

I am emotional at work on a Tuesday

Here is my millennial working an office job impression: “no worries!”

Sir my stocks have no revenue, so this is false

currently on my grind, fiat mining (working for a corporation) 💪 built different 😤

When crypto falls, the planet responds, it’s crazy how much of our planet is supported by blockchain 😔

GOOD MORNING HAPPY DONDA DAY