Chappal 🩴 roan

i may look nonchalant but i dance to white girl music in my room

I pronounce loml as lomal and it’s fun and that is why i am happy and you are all miserable fucks

Nani is going through it bro unki morni ko mor le gaya and then she got robbed

Sherlock Holmes did not live at “221b baker street” he lived in Sherlock homes

Next time someone mentions that they’re from a really famous college act like you’ve never heard of it and watch them crumble

Tummy toh sab ke paas Ek hi hota hai

Japanese rockstar got help from katana bhai ⚔️

Damn bro that’s crazy unfortunately Jo bolta hai wohi hota hai

How do i get volume in my hair without hair wax or hair gel

Just bought a glass house I’m planning on throwing rocks from it

Can someone recommend a nice song i can learn on the piano

Why do my Ex’s fat ugly bitchy friends never stop talking about me like bro come say it to my face

Should i go platinum blonde

Met a dyslexic atheist He didn’t believe in dog

Just had mutton nihari i am a fat pig

Sorry but tiramisu is actually so mid

Hey babe you kinda look like purple packet wala hajmola

It’s so cute when people in whole ass relationships tell each other “i have a crush on you”

Why am i just finding out that my favourite basketball player of all time was an alleged grapist? He was found not guilty but the court of public opinion sure doesn’t think so. I need to find credible sources