Maia Poet🦎 Graham Linehan All four eyes in this photo look like they are running in a different direction

Fun Fact: The reason Maye was in the Kalahari is that her father was so racist that he spent 15 years searching for a lost white civilization in Africa because he couldn’t believe humans originated there unless there were white people there to start.

Lex Luthor: hey Superman you gotta try this donut it’s sooooooo good

The definition of "blood libel" in Israeli discourse is "mentioning a crime committed by an Israeli"

Adam Silver now has a situation on his hands where teams are ducking the Oklahoma City Thunder because they are afraid of Lu Dort injuring their stars

the first demand of the butlerian jihad is the public hanging of sam altman

#HEADBUTTEVERYLIBERTARIAN

I'm the dipshit who thinks this actually works.

Make Aaron Rodgers do this

Michael Jordan said WHAT?!

Salacious B. Crumb

They gotta ban this guy from the league for life. Bruce Bowen level dirty.

Old Bae

"This was not due to hostile fire or friendly fire." Damn, I guess McWatt just got sad again :(

This website will suspend you for saying fun words like h*nky or cr*cker so now I'm just saying white devil.

The Derek Jeter of basketball and I mean that in the most insulting way possible to both of them.

President of Rape Nation