Elon is so unbelievably fucking cringe. Sit down, dickhead.

Incase you missed Trump's congressional speech here is a brief summary

Elon Musk is still under investigation from the German government for election interference. If found guilty, the government could confiscate Tesla's Gigafactory Berlin-Brandenburg. At 2.4 million square feet, it would be a great addition to Europe’s weapons manufacturing.

Oof, 24% tariffs on Japan. That puts Switch 2 well into the $600 territory.

Context makes this video worse. He’s skipping the dignified transfer of American soldiers who died in Lithuania to go golfing. On the same day his tariffs sent stocks PLUMMETING. He literally does not give a shit about you.

Does he have spaghetti on his head? #stockmarketcrash

America lost another war.

JD Vance killed the Pope.

My problem is theres no likeable main character left to root for. Abbie should have been cast as Ellie because Bella Ramsey is not carrying this show. She's just nothing like game Ellie, and kinda insufferable. #TheLastOfUs

So that's peace in Ukraine failed, trade war failed, Hegseth two drinks away from sharing war plans on Twitter, Musk on his knees with Tesla, not going too well is it MAGA?

Poland is wearing Nu Udra armour #Eurovision2025 #MonsterHunter

RIP MAGA's on Medicaid. Turkeys voted for Christmas.

Look at how the UK press have to report crimes now just to stop the dipshit racists from burning the place down.

Trump is absolutely wearing a Foley catheter. It’s a tube inserted into the bladder to drain urine into a bag strapped to the leg. That line down his pants? Not a crease. It’s tubing. Every step he takes sounds like the sloshing of a warm Capri Sun

OMG!!! He’s so fucking stupid they had to tell Trump to leave the stage. 😂 #NoKings TKO’s #TrumpParade

Pete Hegseth is a gloriously entertaining, drunken clown. Only this shower of twats could take a successful airstrike and fuck it up.

Supreme Court moving us one step closer to how Trump's presidency is going to end.

If my kid had drowned to death while Kristi Noem was choosing which portrait to hang in her office, I would be beyond apoplectic. Stop voting for people who don't give a shit about if your children live or die.

"May every day be another wonderful secret". Trump is a PAEDOPHILE