Your physique is a public résumé of your private habits. It never lies.

My husband wrote me a book. 🥰This is what life’s like when you marry a real lover >>

When you serve baddie who’s actually nice, supportive, down to earth, and funny and intelligent and has a wide range of skills >

Muscle is going to be the new status symbol now that everyone’s on Ozempic. You better hit the gym!!

My neighbor still having her Christmas tree up really shouldn’t anger me as much as it does.

Your summer body should be in the crock pot right now:

😂😂

MF’s be hating and inspired at the same time.

Teller Bank$ /🏝️🏝️🏝️/ Marion Wood$ he wearing the chappelle show musical guest hat

Face card and a good gym physique. Deadly combo.

Especially first thing in the morning—outdoors

But he was stealing cars in Newark NJ as a kid? He just be saying anything

Every Jack Harlow roast I see is even funnier than the last 😂

Can’t forget January 6th and Park!