He gave me two!!🥹, thank you my lord.

I know Tolkien is widely regarded as the best at world building, but what R.R. has done with Westeros and the Seven Kingdoms is some extremely impressive stuff.

I, apparently a naive idiot, had assumed that this was what “we background check our drivers” always meant.

Infantino makes Sepp Blatter look like Nelson Mandela

I’m concerned about two things Hajjat: 1. That from your house you’re able to smell what your neighbours are cooking. 2. That you know what pork smells like.

In 1943, Black American soldiers arrived in Lancashire.🇬🇧🇺🇸 Back home, they couldn't eat in the same restaurants as white people. Couldn't drink in the same bars. The locals didn't care about any of that. They said come in. Same pubs. Same pints. Same welcome as everyone

My white friend just sent me this tweet and asked if paid holiday exists in Nigeria. It gets to a point where we can’t call people ignorant when this is the narrative you create online.

Wait, Carlos Tevez has a full UK Accent 😳

Bio-fuel. Our lack of documentation no dey help us at all

A few weeks ago, I tried to literally bore my 3yo to sleep by telling him everything I knew about nuclear and particle physics. It's a fair bit, it was my speciality once. Every night since then, as he's falling asleep, his little voice pipes up: "tell me about atoms mommy."😭😭

POV: It's your day off tomorrow and you don't need to set your daily alarm and suddenly it starts raining

Arya and The Hound's chemistry was built on mutual h@tred for literally everyone.

True Detective, 2014

at least he ain't eating babies

Born and raised in Italy, catholic schools, catholic university… never seen this thing. Not even the pope. Whatever Americans touch becomes a circus.

Glad to announce that I’ve joined Umeå FC 🙏🏾💙 From sango to the world.

THEY BEHEADED MY NED??????????????

RESPECT THE SPECIFIC EXCITEMENT