Stop asking these loaded questions. It’s a waste of time.

Holy schnikes

Who gave the blowjob?

“Honey, I had to cheat on you with those men because infidelity is a real problem in America and getting spit-roasted by all those dudes was the only way to make you pay attention to this crisis.” - JD Vance

What’s shocking about it? I’m being serious. Why should anyone be surprised by this statement?

Mexican chocolate French toast. Would recommend.

These people are completely ridiculous.

A good time to remind everyone that no one “accidentally” uses the n-word.

Eagles fans are pre- flighting on the subway. Oh no.

As a sports fans, I’ll always appreciate cities who put their arenas so close together.

Ok.

Eagles fans: Leaving their stadium after a loss, knocking over trash cans. Yelling about their QB and their coaches. Loudly proclaiming what they would have done differently. Claiming their season is over after this loss. Me, a Dolphins fan:

I started to say “migrants” but said the n-word instead. Don’t worry, I caught myself tho.

We can call what happened the other day a lot of things, but calling it an “assassination attempt” is a stretch.

As usual, JD Vance is being intentionally misleading. Did the Gov say the threats were “a hoax”? Yes, in the context of they were not credible. They happened, but there was no real danger. Did the Gov say that all of the threats came from overseas? No. He said “some of them are

Of course.

Me, reinstalling Command and Conquer: Red Alert