EASY "TRANS DEBATE" CHEAT SHEET (works for most debates): is one side saying a type of person shouldnt exist? thats the bad side

one time I was in the hospital elevator with a resident and then the elevator got stuck and I was like “omg we are going to die” and she was like “omg YES I needed this today” and sat down and started eating a granola bar

Nothing says "He knows what he's doing" quite like breaking the site every time he tries to do anything.

Woah, Black Betty...

The only thing I'll wish him is a very brief stay.

“OK, if we’re both not married by the time we’re 40, let’s make a pact that we’ll let the asteroid take us out.”

no one: 50 year old comedian to sold out arena: they won’t let me say ANYTHING ANYMORE

I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names: 1.) I am afraid of electricity

thankful to see a legend speaking on this matter, this is representation to me

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