Stop cutting cocaine with laxatives already!

rickie looks like he owns a bait and tackle shop in key west

Nobody wants to work anymore because working doesn’t work anymore

WTF Watkins Clemons? Learn fundamentals when baserunning?!! #mntwins you cost a run 😡

Royce!! HR!! #mntwins

So Kyle Farmer wants to get into coaching?! Good! Get rid of Watkins at 3rd. #mntwins

Summer nights popsicle in bed. Good day!

Anyone else tired of bands making political statements during their concerts? Just shut the fuck up and play your songs.

No Theo!!! 😢

#MNTwins Shit!

Damion Harlan

#mntwins 😬

#commute

I think I forgot to tweet this last Sunday! Helles⚡️Belles

I’ll never mature. Whenever Hall n Oates Kiss on my List comes on I still sing your piss is on my lips. 😝🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ It comes on often, H&O is on my rotation 🙌

80 and sunny all work week. Weekend. Cloudy and 72. FML 🤦‍♂️

#skol JJ Jeff out with hamstring Seasons over

#WashingtonState geographically is so beautiful, 2 amazing sides to it. Politically its a shit sandwich. Truly sad.

#BigDumper #SeaUsRise 🔱🙌