Is using a fitness tracker a good way to improve your sleep habits in 2019? ow.ly/OrBk30eVGUP

Wake us up when it's time for bed.

Ever considered an adjustable base for your mattress? Your back will thank you! ow.ly/2oi430nbkGc

All good things must come to an end - even today. Sweet dreams!

We think sleep's really important. In fact, we value it as much as waking up. You too?

Nighty nite and sweet dreams!

Everyone has a talent, and ours is sleeping. What's yours?

Please stop the spread of hate and blame. Now is the time to come together as nations in peace and support. Let’s come together in support. If you’ve got something to spread, make it love ❤️. #covid19 #peaceonearth

Basically shelter at home involves sitting on hold for support while planning my next snack and trying to make eye contact with the dog.

Social Distancinf: Lining up in front of groceries stores like it’s Cold War Russia and I’m needing a loaf of pumpernickel bread and some herring.

Hasn’t it been Groundhog Day since March 15, 2020?

For those who curiously need to announce completion of random household tasks. Him: I emptied the dishwasher this morning! Me: Him: thought you’d wanna know. Me: Me: *runs to the prize closet to get participation award*

Zeppie & his party trick Breakfast Television #furryfridays

First boat ride ever for Zeppelin. Glorious. Breakfast Television

Our little old lady. This is Maxie. Breakfast Television

Zeppie. Named for the greatest band of all time. Living his best live. Breakfast Television

Me: (minding my business at various points during the weekend) 11 year old bonus D: What is rape? And later: What is a pedophile? Next day: What’s kinky? Me: (can’t you learn from tv like my kids did?)

Entertaining myself while waiting for #LOVEISBLINDreunion to stop not starting.

My ADHD: you're going to be late for everything, ever. Netflix:

What everyone of my relationships has said...