#UFC316 I didn’t have “Patchy Mix goes to UFC and doesn’t wrestle” on my Bingo card. 😭 #GamblingX #MMAX

#UFC316 Wait, is O’Malley the new Bryce Mitchell? Is he going to talk about Jesus when he wins? #GamblingX #MMAX

I'm so excited. Lou Sassole booked a sightseeing flight for us on the new blimp he helped design!

#DWCSWeek2 Oops. Forgot to post these earlier. First bets I've placed in a while. #DWCS has always been good to me in the past... 🍗🍗🍗 Parlay Jimenez ITD Hokit/Silva DSR3 Delano ML +101 2u Rowston ML 1u Saikumar ML 0.5u #MMAX #GamblingX

#DWCSWeek2 +2.78 units. Not a bad return. 🍗🍗🍗 Parlay ✅ Jimenez ITD ✅ Hokit/Silva DSR3 ✅ Delano ML +101 2u ✅ Rowston ML +124 1u ❌ Saikumar ML +270 0.5u #MMAX #GamblingX

#UFCShanghai 🍗🍗 Parlay Zhang by KO -240 Pavlovich ML -260 -104 3u Daukaus ML +200 1u Leans: 🐔 Charles Johnson +3.5 -150 Su Mudaerji ML -160 #MMAX #GamblingX

#UFCShanghai Satybaldiev ML -108 1u #MMAX #GamblingX

#UFCShanghai You (Live) -168 1u #MMAX #GamblingX

#UFCShanghai Wilson ML +640 0.25u #MMAX #GamblingX

#UFCShanghai I'm so confused. I had no preflop action on that fight, but I went over and live bet You because I thought he had clearly already banked the first two rounds. #MMAX #GamblingX

#UFCShanghai Hubbard ML (live) +550 0.18u #MMAX #GamblingX

#UFCShanghai Oops. I forgot that betting Charles live after he loses round 1 is the rule of thumb. It was +700. #MMAX #GamblingX

#UFCShanghai Will I ever learn? 🪤 The first thing I said when I saw this card was "why is Johnny Walker a big underdog to *this* guy? And then I listened to other people talk. 🤫 🙈🙉🙊 #MMAX #GamblingX

#UFCParis Jones ML -140 1.5u Jones ML -130 1.25u Ruffy ITD +100 1.25u Bannon +3.5 -105 1.25u #MMAX #GamblingX

#UFCParis Adding Borralho at -130 for 1.25u #MMAX #GamblingX

#UFCParis I guess it's time to change my background pic. #GamblingX #MMAX

#UFCParis I spend an inordinate amount of time wondering what Paul Craig could have achieved in the UFC if he ate meat. #GamblingX #MMAX #Carnivore

#UFCParis #MMAX #GamblingX

#UFCNoche #DWCS On Tuesday, we had a 24 year old prospect gas out against a P E. teacher, and now a 19 year old getting wore out against a 36 year old woman. What's going on with the youth? Lol #GamblingX #MMAX

#DWCSweek6 A sparring session would be more exciting than this. #MMAX #GamblingX