So we still don’t know who won?

ChicagoFails We know the voters lost.

This has truly become madness.

Jon Stewart has always been a little bitch.

Most people watching this clip could barely change a god damn lightbulb.

Remember, being upset that an elected Alderman in the City of Chicago gave a speech about the Middle East in front of a recently burned American flag makes you a facist. That’s what our mayor said.

It’s excellent news that Eileen O’Neill Burke won……there should still be a massive investigation into how the ballot counting was handled and Max Bever should never work in this town again.

I regret to relay that this weekend is apparently* the last for Frank’s Chicago in Lincoln Park. This is both the loss of a good Chicago tavern and a shrewd blow to Chicago’s shrinking strategic reserve of 4am bars. Go by if you can. * = So multiple well informed sources say.

I think I speak for most female Bears fans I know, when I say, win more fucking football games.

MUST WATCH: Chicago Ald. Bill Conway gives a measured, thoughtful speech on the floor of the City Council today about his colleague Byron Sigcho Lopez after Sigcho Lopez partnered with extremist group Behind Enemy Lines. The group has celebrated the atrocities of Oct. 7 and is

Fucking twilight zone.

Egg Salad > Pimento Cheese.

RIP to the goat.

Any updates on that “Chief Homelessness Officer”? Or is that person going to just collect a paycheck & pension for the next 40 years and accomplish absolutely nothing….

Alex Jones commenting on the White Sox attendance is the cross over content I live for on this app.