Under the Big Ugly Bill, Alphabet gets $17.9B in tax breaks. That could pay for SNAP benefits for 7.5 million Americans. Amazon gets $15.7B. That could lower ACA premiums for 2.4 million people. Microsoft gets $12.5B. That could cover Medicaid for 3.8 million children.

My coworker asked my cat's name and when I told her it was Leo she asked me if he was named after Leonardo DiCaprio! Everytime I think about that it makes me laugh. 🤣 Like why would I name him after Leonardo DiCaprio?!

Peter is a supervillain! #AllHerFault

Sean Duffy eliminated fines for airlines that delay or cancel your flights — making it easier for them to disrupt your travel. His grand alternative?? Wear a nice dress on the plane.

Doctors' offices are like: “Show up 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late."

Bangs ate this up so bad this is exactly what billionaires need to be doing!!

Funny how debt is forgivable when it’s tied to yacht, hedge funds, or failed businesses but suddenly becomes a “character flaw” when it’s tied to education, healthcare, or survival.

Sending positive vibes to Tatiana Schlossberg's loved ones. I always wonder why good people suffer such fates while others skate by unscathed. #CancerSucks newyorker.com/culture/the-we…

Buck's love life is exhausting. 🙄 #911abc

January 6th was a peaceful protest but the lady with the Honda Pilot is a domestic terrorist???

I didn't think they'd pull it off. Good for them! 🐻 ⬇️

Doctor’s office: If you are 10 min late for your appointment, it will be rescheduled and you will be charged a fee. Also Doctor’s office: We will happily let you sit in the waiting room (where you showed up early for your appt) for an hour with no acknowledgment or updates as

I wouldn't believe Trump, Kristi Noem, or anyone affiliated with the Trump regime if their tongues came notarized. The U.S. government continues to be a disgrace on the world stage. RIP #AlexPretti

Great first show! #SZN4

Fuck ALS and Fuck Cancer.

If you paid $300 to Ticketmaster to see a Lady Gaga concert, you paid more to Ticketmaster than it paid in federal income taxes last year after making $145 million in profits. 6 words: Break up Ticketmaster; Tax the rich.

Two minutes into S2E1 and I miss Dr. Collins already. I hope the new attending grows on me. #ThePitt

We have not had a single day of peace since he took office — not a single one.

People are becoming way too comfortable about being horrible human beings

Absolutely sick of a bunch of old men ruining the world for the rest of us.