My grandma said “keep 5 dollars in your pocket just incase you see a cute girl and you can get her a lemonade” grandma these bitches don’t want lemonade they want Chanel bags☹️

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

gorgeous gorgeous girls love pickles

i've worn oversized t shirts so much that i suffocate if i wear one that actually fits

The Morgan wallen hype is so gross to me lol

excited that I get to drink coffee tomorrow. I do every day and tomorrow will be no different

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my middle school year book…I have some devastating news

Just to make it clear where we are: our government mandated 100% healthy people get covid shots provided by for profit companies or lose their jobs & is now telling us that one of the shots they told us to take isn’t safe & has life threatening side effects.

Why is the conversation always about GUNS and never MEN. Women can get guns as easily as men, but they aren't committing mass murders. Why don't we talk about men's inability to control their emotions?

We just gonna ignore this or?

Sorry I didn’t answer, I was on Tik Tok watching someone restock their fridge and put things in clear containers for the last two hours. My bad.

“What’s on your mind?” My mind: it’s CORN. A big lump with knobs. It has the juice (Iᴛ ʜᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ)

im a fake ass coffee drinker i like it sweet af

I am feeling so spicy lately and have so many hot takes so I need to get back on this app

The 3 guarantees in life: -death -taxes -Your Dunkin’ order will taste different every time you order it

It's me trying to figure out why Instagram suspended my Account 🤨 #instagramdown

the brand "Balenciaga" just did a uh..... interesting... photoshoot for their new products recently which included a very purposely poorly hidden court document about 'virtual child porn' normal stuff