It’s been a couple months since I’ve had a good fuckin! Thanks for the time last night ECHL I’ll recommend you to everyone who needs a good fuckin goin forward.

Happy Mother’s Day to all those lucky ladies I’ve left with those little shits over the years.

Love me a good fupa

Lol ok bitch

False. Did no one watch Brandon Stokeley? He was a god.

Isn’t the kitchen your domain? I cook in the bedroom sweetheart.

Hi how are ya

Still no coach?

My favorite weekend of the year. The last weekend for the women to post pics in their suits and I’m here for it. Enjoy the lake you sluts.

You have my attention

Drunk before 1. Successful football Saturday. MuckFishigan.

So assssss

I’ll buy it

You ever go into a bathroom with multiple stalls and decide to poop directly next to someone who is already pooping when you could skip a stall? It’s called asserting your dominance. I do it daily. Make them feel you next to them.

So how many write in votes were for Diddy? Shane Albahrani definitely had one but there’s plenty more.

Toledo can suck my dirt button