Don’t forget to watch this classic today for MLK Day!

People making fun of Cavs vs Hornets during rivalry week. Jarrett Allen just got a tech. IT JUST MEANS MORE

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

Alex Pretti was murdered.

economy so bad you can only rent the libs

I got so much shit going on I don’t even care

Accordion to a recent survey, 6 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.

If you left me to figure it out and I figured it out. We have nothing to talk about going forward

super bowl ads are always annoying and bad but i think this is the first year they were legitimately Evil

most adults are actually very very stupid.

The stock market is up so we don’t have to prosecute pedophiles is one of the worst political messages i have ever heard.

Computa make everyone have a Wonderful day

Pretty crazy in the new Wuthering Heights it starts with Heathcliff saying “who up wuthering they heights”

Smoking that shit that made Robin Thicke

I’m leaving some of yall in Chinese 2025 ✌️

Dear every chain restaurant: I just wanna look at the FUCKING MENU. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME SELECT THE LOCATION AND THEN PRETEND IM GONNA ORDER FOOD JUST SO I CAN SEE MY OPTIONS. WHY CAN'T Y'ALL JUST HAVE THE FUCKING MENU ONLINE LIKE ANY NORMAL RESTAURANT?

my husband has us going for walks together and it’s really quite amazing how quickly time passes and how far you can walk when you are talking to someone you love

“women’s worst fear is late marriage” mine is being on Jeopardy and the person Ken talks to before me has the most hilarious, quirky story and mine is mediocre

This you dipshit?

Don't let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected--be careful Republicans!