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your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫑

@chesterfarts

my friends call me chester or chuck.

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music, movies, mayhem. they/she/he.

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My bestie shared this snap today and people hit both her and I up, jealous that we were hanging out with my mom. Dang, a lot of random ass people like my ma LMFAOO

My bestie shared this snap today and people hit both her and I up, jealous that we were hanging out with my mom. Dang, a lot of random ass people like my ma LMFAOO
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Matt Rife is doing a show about a mile from my house today. My mom discovered Matt Rife for herself this past weekend. I told her he would be here today and she said "don't he like older women??" MA. UGH.

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I went out to a local show last night at Pizza LucΓ©, and stayed out entirely too late and woke up drunk today with sore feet from stomping so much. The bf has decided that he wants to go to a LucΓ© show tonight. Pizza instead of booze tonight, me thinks. πŸ˜…

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I'm unmedicated and my brain is bad. My safe stand by thought is my pets, since my brain can't just be quiet. Unmedicated thinking of pets just makes me dwell on the dead ones and when/how they died.

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You know when you run hard and fast for a while and your legs get jello-y and sore? I've cried so much this weekend that my FACE feels like that. Ya boi cried a mf marathon. No April Fools. πŸ™ƒπŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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1 HOUR AWAY πŸ”₯ Until the premiere of Season 5’s β€œThe Life and Legends of Harley Race” TONIGHT at 10pm on @vicetv. #darksideofthering

1 HOUR AWAY πŸ”₯

Until the premiere of Season 5’s β€œThe Life and Legends of Harley Race” 

TONIGHT at 10pm on @vicetv. #darksideofthering
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I'm wearing a F1RST Wrestling shirt in Minneapolis for the first time in like two years and no one has said a thing to me yet. 😭😭