So over OnTrac LaserShip these are my two packages sitting at my neighbors house. 🙄

I need companies to stop using lasership for delivery. 2 of my packages lost by them. Now they are no longer in stock!

Trying to be understanding but @lasership is not a good company. They are trying to delivery my package 40 minutes from where I live. My address is clearly in my order. What the heck.

LaserShip needs to be shut down immediately!!!! They are the absolutely bottom of the barrel when it comes to shipping and companies need to stop using them!

1. Thread: THE TWITTER FILES

#Tennessee fans had 200,000 people in that stadium 😥😥😥😥😥 they song #RockyTop 49 times 😔😔😔😔 somebody grandma cussed me out 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #gogators

Just found out owls can sit criss cross applesauce. It’s always something new with these guys

10/10 recommend eloping

For YEARS my fiancé didn’t have access to our home cameras and didn’t care to. Recently I told him he should for security reasons which has only resulted in him having daily footage of me being terrible at parking my car.

I have entered that point in adulthood where I really just want nice grass and landscaping

Am I the only person who reminds their dog how lonely I was when I got her? And how she came into my life at a time I needed unconditional love more than ever?

Is it just me or is this the windiest year ever?

#TNAMBERAlert : We need your help to find one-year-old Aziah Lumpkin. The child has been missing since February 27th. Franklin Police Department requested TBI's assistance today.

The baby is 21 pounds with black hair and brown eyes.

Tips: 1-800-TBI-FIND

Hi, tank expert here. This isn't 'cute' or 'heartwarming'. Tanks only do this when they are VERY DISTRESSED

'Do not be afraid or discouraged, for the Lord will personally go ahead of you. He will be with you; he will neither fail you nor abandon you.' (Deuteronomy 31:8 )

If you browse the #istandwithrussia topic for all but 30 seconds, you will see how Russian bots work & how pathetic it is that Putin so badly wants to be seen as an 'alpha male'.🤣

News flash to Putin: You can't be 'alpha' when you're a weak, embarrassing, little bitchboy.

⚡️Anti-corruption authorities: No need to declare Russian tanks as income.

The National Agency for the Protection against Corruption said that captured Russian equipment should not be declared to tax authorities because the value of this “crap” does not exceed 100 living wages.

The irony of the Russian-Ukrainian war:
Russia: Financial collapse, wild run after hard currency, financial markets are closed; all government websites have been down for 4 days.
Ukraine: All websites are up. Electricity, water & banks work normally.