The tortured sportswriters department including other hits:
I can do it with a broken laptop
Loml (lede of my life)

Closing out the regular season at home this weekend with a pair of noon matches!

Preview: myumi.ch/W5644

#GoBlue

🎯 HOLE-IN-ONE ALERT! 🎯

In the first round of the Big Ten Championships, Mara Janess used an 8-iron from 142 yards for the ACE on No. 7!!

👏👏👏👏👏

#GoBlue

My new album: The Tortured Sportswriters Department

First working song title: “aWe thank yOu JOnathan”

Bob Wojnowski
HT @ashleybastock42

Gabby Wilson is the absolute queen of the floor.

She finishes her career with a 9.9125.

#GoBlue 〽️

Sierra scores a 9.8625 to finish out her collegiate career.

#GoBlue 〽️

Sierra. Brooks.

Her last career routine on the floor goes 9.950!

#GoBlue 〽️

Full details on Lions new 'modern classic' uniforms, including altered blue helmet to pair with the black jerseys and the return of blue face masks. detroitnews.com/story/sports/n…

Jason Kelce said that he lost his actual Eagles Super Bowl ring in a giant tub of Skyline chili ftw.usatoday.com/2024/04/jason-…

The champs are back! 〽️🏆

Good luck next week, FR0Z0NE🥶 & Jaylen Harrell!

Schools in Virginia will be allowed to directly sign athletes to NIL deals starting July 1 thanks to a new state law.

This could be a catalyst for significant changes that NCAA members have been thus far unwilling to make. Full details:

espn.com/college-sports…

Ready for two more National Champions. First pitches today at Comerica Park.

FR0Z0NE🥶 | Jaylen Harrell
Priority Sports | Jack Gallagher

#RepDetroit   | #GoBlue 〽️🥶

The stage is almost set for the 2024 NFL draft here in #detroit .

🚨@umichfootball Spring Game 4/20/24 – Parking Notice🚨

On-street parking restrictions will be in effect this Saturday from 8am-midnight.

Also, there will be no parking allowed at Pioneer High School and the U of M Grey lot for the spring game. Please plan accordingly.

I can't believe it's finally coming together. Waiting on one more piece of playsight equipment to go live this weekend and stream Michigan Men’s Tennis and Michigan Women's Tennis outdoor tennis at the VTC for the first time. Just in time for the Big Ten Conference Tennis Tournament #Michigan #GoBlue

UM AD Manuel response:

Tom Mars, Harbaugh lawyer:
“Coach Harbaugh filed a lengthy response to the NOA, which unfortunately has not been made public. I see that Michigan changed its position to get this resolved, which is not surprising. I can almost hear the wheels of the bus going ‘whomp, whomp.’”

“The agreed-upon penalties in this case include three years of probation for the school, a fine and recruiting restrictions in alignment with the Level I-Mitigated classification for the school. The participating individuals also agreed to one-year show-cause orders.”

New Aidan Hutchinson mural downtown greets visitors before NFL Draft detroitnews.com/story/sports/n… via The Detroit News Story by ⁦Nolan Bianchi⁩

LUCAS RAYMONDDDDDDDDDD

RED WINGS WIN!!!!

RED WINGS WIN!!!