Ian Stricklin (@chefstricklin) 's Twitter Profile
Ian Stricklin

@chefstricklin

“Give a man a fish; feed him for a day. don’t give a man a fish; feed yourself. He’s a grown man, and fishing’s not that hard.” -Ron Swanson

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calendar_today08-03-2011 02:13:52

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I’m counting UFOs, they shoot at them with jet fighters, and in this moment I am shitting…shitting. I’mmmmmm shitting my pants. 🎶

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There isn’t a person alive talking negatively about Chris Rock right now that is even close to being as funny as that man.

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Guys I’ve been completely outta the loop on the “Hasbulla” guy. He’s 20?! I would have done the same thing Tyson did lol.

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Hot take: If you stand directly behind the plate it makes it easier to decide whether the ball is or isn’t directly over it.

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I know the parents are sad, but I can’t imagine a situation where I wouldn’t lose my shit on the president during a phone call like that regardless of party.

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If I did all this and my lady looked as disappointed as this woman does I would never post this video. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

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At Waffle House and I heard the server say “I need a new job,” and then the cook aggressively flipped the knife hibachi style to cut the grilled cheese. What’s higher than 5 stars?