When I think, I only think about Don Julio Anejo, on the rocks straight. I am the most serious man in the world.

Voodoo Kitchen. A cooking show that involves a bit of spice #chefhandler #hautemess #voodookitchen

You know your equilibrium is off when you rise in the morning, brush your teeth w/ cortisone cream & don't realize it until 5 minutes later.

Thank you WorldLifestyle: .Roy Handler's delish recipe: Roasted Baby Peppers and Mozzarella bit.ly/1DXppfx"

My good friend Michael Witt is a man on an editing mission. Check out his Skatch (idioms ) on YouTube #chefhandler

Listen to #NoFilterZack with Michaela Pumpkin and Roy Handler tomorrow on iTunes! apple.co/1z7Wl80

Does not matter how hard you try, what matters is how hungry you are. Are you hungry? #chef handler #voodookitchen

Just started using replenishing shampoo and am seeing tremendous results. #goodshower @skinsultant #chefhandler

I don't eat ice cream very much but when I do it's a sugar cone, salted caramel and Don Julio Anejo by my side. Play hard my friends.

Who wants to go for a boat ride? Nikki Grant Roy Handler #haute mess #voodookitchen

A big and very special birthday wish goes out to Roy Handler xoxox Happy Birthday!!

I don't always eat cake but when I do, Ceci bakes it. #hautemess #donjulio #chefhandler #voodookitchen

Making it happen in Rancho Chaquita. Front, back and side of the house team. Geraldine Gilliland #tacolady #hautemess

Deep Thoughts; I guess if I had a son, he would look something like this. #ranchochaquita #chefhandler #cheflife

If you ever see me order a Grey Goose & Red Bull which is a depressant and a stimulant, please pull me aside and slap me silly. #weak

Deep Thoughts: Love bagels & cream cheese but when you order a toasted bagel w/cream cheese & it comes out like melted ice cream, kinda mad.

Blanched Brussel Sprouts, orange zest, garlic, currants, red onion, candied almonds, olive oil & rice wine vinegar.

Nominated for Best Inernational Outdoor Spa Treatment Picture.

Great comeback lines: Roy says, "I'm pretty sure that dude is asexual." Janae replies, "No he's not, he's Hispanic."