Tara na gaiz magpa carwash na tayo para bumagsak na 'tong ulan! Ang INET!!!

Hehe this is what I tell everyone. Dude can actually cook!

Asawa ko nasa Bali. Ako Balisawsaw na sa init dito sa Pinas 🥵

Nakita ko na yung tweet na dapat may effort daw magluto para good candidate for a partner.

Ang masasabi ko lang... quinginang yan 😄😄😄 andadali ng mga sinabi nyang a lot of effort lutuin! Matagal lang gawin! 😄

Kids, time does not equal effort. 😉

Marcos fanatics: 'Leni for DepEd'
Duterte fanatics: 'Sana si Leni nalang nanalo'

Funny how you're now recognizing Leni as an effective public servant after years of throwing mud at her.

Enjoy that humble pie, you leeches. I hope it doesn't choke you all.

You know you're paneling in Ateneo when you hear 'sir I think 120 pesos is too expensive for the madlang people' 😐

Hay. Ang choosy for 100 pesos pero pag-boto ng govt officials any-any lang pwede na 🙃

So the flooding in Dubai was caused by cloud seeding so that they would get ... more rain?

Uhhhh is this another FAFO situation ✨️Noelle✨️ ??

TIL ang mahal pala ng magagandang ceiling fan.

Hay ginusto ko to.

This is your friendly reminder to clean your Brita pitchers💧

Yes, you haven't cleaned them in a while 👀

Am I the only one who's like 'should I start stocking up on batteries, canned goods, and other provisions?'

That's frigging Iran 😳

Yiiii di pa rin maka move-on lelz 🩷

Was that... the best and most WTF #XMen97 episode ever?! Disney+ Philippines

TIL may local tax ka pang babayaran kapag kumain ka sa Parañaque. Mga 2.2%. Haneeeeeps. Di pa sapat ang highest VAT in SEA, may bonus taxes pa! Matagal na ba ito? Pati ba sa ibang City sa Metro Manila meron? Ngayon lang ako naka engkwentro nito!

Diana Taurasi, Sue Bird, Lynette Woodard, Sheryl Swoopes, Andraya Carter...

All this talk from current and former players about inspiring and empowering women's basketball only to shit on the brightest young star every chance they get.

The commentary that surrounds women's…

Chura nito mapapa Taragis ka talaga.

Anyone with extra Miss Saigon tickets? Parents want to watch and I heard sold-out na. Thanks!

When people ask me why I'm leaving a perfectly fine condo community to build a house in Antipolo.. my answer can be summed up in 🍉Demontitang Aczar mrsunlawyer @Spoutible @mas.to 's latest thread re: plots of land being the better investment. Great stuff!

How about everyone today just tweet about things they actually know something about.

Spaghetti doesn't go bad because of the sauce. Tomatoes are acidic, which helps preserve food. It's the pasta noodles sitting in room temp (starchy/moist) for a long time that makes it spoil.

Agree 😆😆😆