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Cheese For Everyone!

@cheeseforevery1

Political scientist. Professor. Scurrilous Whig. Not a Nobel Prize winner. Vol For Life without parole. I only subtweet myself.

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Regarding the video of me microwaving a Chateauneuf-du-Pape…it’s real. And it’s spectacular. I make no apologies.

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I’m being told that “Obama” IS Obama’s last name, but “Obama Obama” sounds made up. Continuing my research.

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Sometimes I think maybe my shortcomings are MY fault instead of the system’s fault but then I bury those feelings in the deep, cold ground and remind myself I have no agency. It’s freeing.