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bajit

@cheekybajit

bajit is a gigaton of fun

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calendar_today15-08-2020 19:52:26

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I’m calling it right now… Michael the Author is next up. Listen to Shadow of a Cloud and tell me he ain’t record that shit in a mf cloud.

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No one ever toots in horror movies. So unrealistic. All that rolling around and kicking and yet no one ever accidentally lets one slip? If ghost face pinned me down at knifepoint I'd be wiggling and tooting like a mad man.

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Running out of toilet paper is a blessing and a curse. I mean you get to use a soft and lotioned tissue. Cant complain about that

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Y’all think animals be judgmental t eachother about thei mating calls? Like a crocodile hears a birds mating call and thinks “ugh you horny piece of shit”

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I swear eggs have a death wish. I placed 3 eggs in the MIDDLE of my counter for breakfast. I take my eye off of it then CRACK, one of the suicidal eggs made it all the way to the edge and rolled off the counter and splatted on the ground