Just put icy hot on my back and accidentally scratched my balls #chilly

The insurance/annuity industry is actually such a scam that rips off old people. Tell me I’m wrong.

Focused on stacking my bread rn because my wife isn’t born yet

I think I overdid it again and need to retire

Takes a skilled hand to get it in the straw

Officially unfollowed barstool after their beach house posts today

Just popped a Tesla (Adderall XR 25mg)

I don’t care if you have a boyfriend I’m still liking your story

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

This type of work destroys good men

Drinking chrome hearts wine and crushing 50 year old pussy would be nuts. #ParisHilton

The type of chick you never pull and only see on twitter

Dudes will get a pair of these and think they have drip

How I feel after a little of that white stuff gets up the nostrils this fine evening

LMAO! Andrew Dice Clay. This woke-ass world couldn't handle him today. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I miss her.

Me with the chick I brought home from the bar