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The red canoe Loch Maree

Read it and weep, commoners.

He was right. Sometimes that flight is breathtakingly beautiful.

Fascinating the way everyone is ignoring the fact Trump garnered less votes than last time out. The nominal left needs to actually be left and redistribute wealth, and they must do it fast otherwise people will see no point in voting for them. Yes Labour, I am looking at you.

How I imagine I’ll look after four days off the booze.

Scottish morning after pill.

Dinner time.

Things that may kill me prematurely: Car accident: 0.08% Murder: 0.02% Drowning: 0.09% Tripped by a dog whilst carrying laundry downstairs: 98%

Well, that’s Crimbo sorted.

My Mac: *autosaves file* Me: Thanks for that, where is it? My Mac:...

‘It’s a...nice day for a...light sweater, it’s a...nice day for a...CARDIGAAAAN!’

Anyone else embarrassed by this in a ‘wealthy’ nation?

Could someone tell the commentary team in the Scotland v SA match to just shut the fuck up for second. It’s a wall of inane noise at the mo.

Eleven years ago I was in Kuala Lumpur thinking about buying garlic shampoo.

Just now -- acclaimed British surgeon testifies to #UK Parliament, detailing how #IDF "quadcopters" would arrive at the scene of airstrikes in #Gaza & "pick-off" / "shoot" the injured, including children.

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Quick question. Is it okay to take a mug of tea into the toilet with you? *Asking for a friend, and his appalled wife.

Cheers all, best Friday wishes from the servant’s quarters.

Not on here much anymore, but just popped in to say cheers to Nick Watson who is entirely to blame for me turning to the Madeira this afternoon. Cheers all, have a grand weekend x