A level results a bit rubbish? Don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and I’ve rented this place for the summer.

Good luck to our President Lesley Shimmin taking part in The Great North Run today! Go smash it from all at Castletown HC #GreatNorthRun #Goodluck #runlesleyrun

Can’t wait for the snake race again 💦

Good luck to all playing hockey today, especially Castletown Teams. Let's start the season as we mean to go on.....with a win 🙌🏻 #manxhockey #chcforthewin #lovehockey #firstdayoftheseason

Saturday's a hockey day! #CHC #Bestclubintheworld #alltogether

It’s October? How ridiculous

“If I don’t see you before have a good Christmas!”

One day it’ll stop being so windy and we’ll all fall over

How to build your own pub: 1. Sit on chair 2. Drink

A plea to do Mother's Day different this year from the Isle of Man's Medical Director Dr Rosalind Ranson: if you love your mother, don't go and visit her today - the lives of others depend on you. A touch of tough love to help us ensure our health system copes. Happy Mother's Day

Some handy safety tips if you’re considering going out socialising: 1. Don’t

“Did the clocks go forwards or backwards?” “I don’t think it really matters anymore”

Coronavirus update: As at 10am on 5 April 2020, in the Isle of Man there have been: Concluded tests: 1334 Confirmed cases: 127 Awaiting results: 162 Awaiting tests: 113 Number of deaths: 1 Further information at gov.im/coronavirus

Here we go again

It’s Thurs... *checks notes*... WEDNESDAY! It’s Wednesday

“Could do!” - The most optimistic way of saying “no”

Well, September. Here we are. Be a good month. No pressure.