should i ball out on a $500 fan??

jerky inflation is crazy

trying to cover a tracy chapman song should be punishable by death

stoked to have Genie Bouchard on the tour who will be the next recognizable name to join the Carvana PPA Tour?

i demand the HEAD of whoever the fuck planned huron street cityofstratford

Matthews hat trick on opening night and not a hat in sight. Get these rich bozos out of the lower bowl

“this hat is designer and i can barely afford it as it is!”

i hate to sound like a vegetarian but is steak and eggs kinda gross, no?

is ‘i get money - 50 cent’ peak hip hop? discuss below

how many tubs of ice cream a day is too many?

always go for the high ground

this has easily become the worst social media platform lmao why tf would this be on my timeline?

do i have any friends living in TO right now? more specifically, do i have any friends that like wrastlin living in TO right now?

happy birthday to the only guy who likes all of my tweets Ethan Sherrer