Since I’m now officially on the register (the good one, not the dodge pot one), I’d better update my Twitter bio. RM C Miller at your cervix ✌️

The irony of the Trust I trained at using my success to celebrate themselves on the Facebook forum I wasn’t allowed to join because I was “only a student” has not been lost on me at all.

It’s week 3 of my induction at my new Trust & it’s just the most supportive, open, brilliant place to be. Today we are meeting the specialist midwives & the Tobacco Dependency midwife bought us a treat! We won’t forget her in a hurry! 😋

If anyone would like 2 tickets to the incredible Iain Lee MNCPS Acc. and @KatherineEBoyle show in Luton tonight (plus hotel room and breakfast!) please let me know. I’m gutted I can’t go, it would make me happy if someone else can enjoy it 💜

First Christmas Day shift complete - bloody loved it. Wonderful atmosphere, I work with such an amazing team of midwives who are so supportive and knowledgeable and genuinely care about each other and those we look after 💜🎄

There is nothing I can say that hasn’t already been said. All I can add is my sincere thanks to you and @KatherineEBoyle for the laughs and the company. You were there when others weren’t. Thank you for bringing the most wonderful friends into my life. With luck & love always 💜

Knocked for six by the ‘Rona (again). Empty house & potential to sink low, but am using my time productively by binging Happy Valley from the beginning….why have I never seen it?! It’s SO good!

I know Mother’s Day can often bring a huge mixture of emotions. Thinking of all those who can’t hug their mums or their babies today, for whatever reason 💜 Happy Mother’s Day X

Today - Sunday 7 May 2023 - is International Bereaved Mothers Day. Our thoughts are with all those mothers who hold their children close in their hearts instead of their arms💔🧡

I’m emotional today anyway but now I’m on my break at work, sobbing. Absolutely marvellous work being done right here - let’s talk about this rather than those privileged narcissists lying about their failures whilst pretending to run the country 💜 #notmyshame

BREAKING: Daniel Ricciardo to replace Nyck de Vries at AlphaTauri for the rest of the 2023 season #F1

It’s almost as if these are trying to tell me something?

It’s been quite The Week at work, but arriving home to be greeted by “ITS 92 DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS’ from the boy instantly made it all better 🎄🎅

This video from Norwich City FC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.

I just can’t fathom how ‘experts’ can match 2 people who have such contrasting views on whether they want to have children. This isn’t something that can be influenced or coerced. Why is that not one of the main considerations? I don’t understand, make me understand! #MAFSUK

Still not home from my night shift having done a tour of Derby’s ALDIs in a vain attempt to get a huge Kevin the Carrot for the boy, who is DESPERATE for one for Christmas. Worked nights all weekend and completely missed them going on sale 😭 #ShitMum

My incredible friend andrea🐝/ أندريا/ アンドレア/ Андреа/ एंड्रिया/ 安德烈亚 🕷 is being all crazy and cycling 300km in March in memory of her husband & soulmate Graham who passed suddenly almost 2 years ago. Ples ples chuck her a few euros, to make us and the animals very happy. Thank you 💜 gofund.me/6c4166ef

We had front row seats for My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?) tonight, and eff me it was INCREDIBLE! Daughter and I were sobbing at the end, so brilliantly written and performed by Rob Madge. And despite their Dad’s (genuine) concern, it doesn’t appear to have turned my son gay. Yet….

..for most of the world, Shrove Tuesday means pancakes. For us in Derbyshire… it means Royal Shrovetide. When a hand-painted 1973 Shrovetide football turned up during one of my house visits in north London… having been casually kicked around in a back garden … i decided to