Satyam Chauhan (@chauhantwts) 's Twitter Profile
Satyam Chauhan

@chauhantwts

engineer, tech • opinions

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calendar_today17-05-2020 05:02:15

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Gavin Fernand (@corporatedudes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Look at her. Notice anything about her rack? I’ll give you a hint, double d’s. Yes I’m sure this is going to make us money”

“Look at her. Notice anything about her rack? I’ll give you a hint, double d’s. Yes I’m sure this is going to make us money”
Satyam Chauhan (@chauhantwts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

asking the most retarded question from chatgpt chatgpt starts answer with- "great question..." do you know i would have never asked like this with any irl person, this makes my learning so smooth without being judged..

Satyam Chauhan (@chauhantwts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Adults can’t even watch content of their choice in this country. They censor nudity & kissing scenes in films, ban adult OTTs so that kids don’t get affected, while those same kids have Instagram on their phones 24/7. The censorship isn’t saving kids. It’s just punishing adults

₱ (@holdonletmecook) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Rohit got crucified like he broke the Geneva Convention for making Bumrah bowl 24 overs at the MCG in a must win game to keep the series alive. Now Bumrah’s limping around bowling 33 overs in a graveyard match, and suddenly everyone's mute. The double standards are wild.

Satyam Chauhan (@chauhantwts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Layoffs in the IT sector are more due to declining employee productivity caused by ZIRP-era bloated CTCs, overhiring during COVID, and geopolitical issues — and less about AI or vibe coding.. so the bubble is bursting now..

Satyam Chauhan (@chauhantwts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

probably the last white girl left with no cosmetic surgery, no fillers, no nose job, no boob job, no fake butt, just carrying the american economy on her two big naturals.

Satyam Chauhan (@chauhantwts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

To put Elon Musk’s wealth into perspective: Pakistan's entire GDP is $357 billion. Elon Musk is literally worth more than the whole Pakistan. LMFAO 💀

Dhanur (@dhanurdharaya) 's Twitter Profile Photo

America may be an evil force, but I still wish we had even a fraction of the Faustian spirit that drives that country. Our government works with its full might to sabotage innovation and crush the Faustian spirit, forcing talented individuals to leave.

Satyam Chauhan (@chauhantwts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

if u come from rich background paying 22 lakh would be just another fun vacation for u & even if you don't get placed it won't hurt u,for a middle class guy paying that much & passing out with no job & a fraud btech certificate would be disastrous..