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Chastity Veldt

@chastityveldt

18+ only. #Erotica author who blushes easily. I love to make people laugh. All 8 books of my "Standup, Lie Down" series are out. And actually funny. Also sexy.

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Get a special pre-publication edition of "The Heart's Hunger" for just 99 cents on my Payhip store - but hurry, this deal ends May 12! books.corneliaquick.blog/hearts-hunger-…

Get a special pre-publication edition of "The Heart's Hunger" for just 99 cents on my Payhip store - but hurry, this deal ends May 12! books.corneliaquick.blog/hearts-hunger-…
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If you like reading #humorerotica (or just #erotica with some jokes), check out all 18 of my spicy romance novels on #KindleUnlimited. amazon.com/dp/B0CLKX4X2F #amreading

If you like reading #humorerotica (or just #erotica with some jokes), check out all 18 of my spicy romance novels on #KindleUnlimited. 

amazon.com/dp/B0CLKX4X2F

#amreading
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🌽 Standup comic Jake Nilsen is in Fargo, where he meets Fran at a farmers market. He really wants her tomatoes—for sandwiches! 🍅😂 What did you think I meant? On sale now and available on Kindle Unlimited. amazon.com/dp/B0DNTDX7GH #humorerotica #erotica

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⛷️ Jake heads to Vancouver & meets Vanessa, a pro skier. She's fast, dangerous on curves, and great with the pole… later, she’ll go skiing too. 😉🔥📚 Read now on Kindle Unlimited or buy: amazon.com/dp/B0DNTFKPWL #humorerotica #erotica

⛷️ Jake heads to Vancouver & meets Vanessa, a pro skier. She's fast, dangerous on curves, and great with the pole… later, she’ll go skiing too. 😉🔥📚 Read now on Kindle Unlimited or buy: amazon.com/dp/B0DNTFKPWL
#humorerotica #erotica
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☕ Open mic night in Portland takes a spicy turn when Jake meets Piper, an art gallery owner with a friend who runs a Thai restaurant. 🔥 Turns out, Jake likes it hot. 🌶️ 📖 Read on Kindle Unlimited or buy now: amazon.com/dp/B0DNTG6BH7 #humorerotica #erotica

☕ Open mic night in Portland takes a spicy turn when Jake meets Piper, an art gallery owner with a friend who runs a Thai restaurant. 🔥 Turns out, Jake likes it hot. 🌶️
📖 Read on Kindle Unlimited or buy now: amazon.com/dp/B0DNTG6BH7
#humorerotica #erotica
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In Reno, Jake reunites with an old flame from season 1 (Betty In Birmingham, my favorite!) before meeting Randi, who has a passion for books… and a more hands-on approach to literature. 😉🔥 Grab it now on Kindle Unlimited or buy: amazon.com/dp/B0DNVW8V2C #humorerotica #erotica

In Reno, Jake reunites with an old flame from season 1 (Betty In Birmingham, my favorite!) before meeting Randi, who has a passion for books… and a more hands-on approach to literature. 😉🔥 Grab it now on Kindle Unlimited or buy: amazon.com/dp/B0DNVW8V2C
#humorerotica #erotica
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🎂 Tracy’s birthday is one for the books when she meets Jake on a night out. When he offers to be her chauffeur, it’s Tracy who blows out his candles. 😉🔥 Now on Kindle Unlimited or for sale: amazon.com/dp/B0DNVTRSQY #humorerotica #erotica

🎂 Tracy’s birthday is one for the books when she meets Jake on a night out. When he offers to be her chauffeur, it’s Tracy who blows out his candles. 😉🔥 Now on Kindle Unlimited or for sale: amazon.com/dp/B0DNVTRSQY
#humorerotica #erotica
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🐎 Jake's comedy tour stops at a Texas dude ranch, where Ellen needs help exercising her horses. Turns out, Jake is great in the saddle… both on the ranch and in her bedroom. 🔥😉 Read now on Kindle Unlimited or buy: amazon.com/dp/B0DNW9PLC5 #humorerotica #erotica

🐎 Jake's comedy tour stops at a Texas dude ranch, where Ellen needs help exercising her horses. Turns out, Jake is great in the saddle… both on the ranch and in her bedroom. 🔥😉
Read now on Kindle Unlimited or buy: amazon.com/dp/B0DNW9PLC5
#humorerotica #erotica
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The Crumbles Comedy Club manager is thrilled to see Jake in Dallas—so thrilled she makes sure he really feels welcome. Later, economics professor Debra teaches him a few lessons he won’t forget. 😉🔥 Available on Kindle Unlimited: amazon.com/dp/B0DNX9VSC7 #humorerotica #erotica

The Crumbles Comedy Club manager is thrilled to see Jake in Dallas—so thrilled she makes sure he really feels welcome. Later, economics professor Debra teaches him a few lessons he won’t forget. 😉🔥 Available on Kindle Unlimited: amazon.com/dp/B0DNX9VSC7
#humorerotica #erotica
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🔬 Things get steamy when Jake meets a scientist from Down Under who loves experimenting—both in the lab and elsewhere. 😉🔥 📚 Read on Kindle Unlimited or buy now: amazon.com/dp/B0DNXNFQ8Z #humorerotica #erotica

🔬 Things get steamy when Jake meets a scientist from Down Under who loves experimenting—both in the lab and elsewhere. 😉🔥
📚 Read on Kindle Unlimited or buy now: amazon.com/dp/B0DNXNFQ8Z
#humorerotica #erotica
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🤣 Standup comic Jake Nilsen’s tour is full of spicy encounters—from juicy tomatoes in Fargo 🍅 to a hot scientist in Shreveport. 🔥 Get all 8 hilarious & sexy stories in one collection! 📖 Read on Kindle Unlimited or buy: amazon.com/dp/B0DNX4T145 #humorerotica #erotica

🤣 Standup comic Jake Nilsen’s tour is full of spicy encounters—from juicy tomatoes in Fargo 🍅 to a hot scientist in Shreveport. 🔥 Get all 8 hilarious & sexy stories in one collection! 📖 Read on Kindle Unlimited or buy: amazon.com/dp/B0DNX4T145
#humorerotica #erotica
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If you write smut that drips, spice that bites, or kink that leaves a mark, drop your links below. Let’s make timelines blush and eReaders beg for mercy. This is your #WritersLift. Let’s get dirty. #RT #Follow #Review #eroticawriter #smutwriter #readingissexy #spicybook

If you write smut that drips, spice that bites, or kink that leaves a mark, drop your links below.
Let’s make timelines blush and eReaders beg for mercy.
This is your #WritersLift. Let’s get dirty.
#RT #Follow #Review #eroticawriter #smutwriter #readingissexy #spicybook
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Jake Nilsen hits Fargo and meets Fran at a farmers market. He’s only interested in her tomatoes. For sandwiches. Obviously. 🍅😂 Grab Francis in Fargo now on KU or Kindle: amazon.com/Francis-Fargo-… #humorerotica #erotica

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In Vanessa in Vancouver, Jake meets a pro skier who knows how to handle the curves… and the pole 🎿😉 (also, they go skiing). Read it on Kindle Unlimited or buy here: amazon.com/Vanessa-Vancou… #humorerotica #erotica

In Vanessa in Vancouver, Jake meets a pro skier who knows how to handle the curves… and the pole 🎿😉 (also, they go skiing).
Read it on Kindle Unlimited or buy here: amazon.com/Vanessa-Vancou…
#humorerotica #erotica
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Portland gets hot when Jake meets Piper, a gallery owner who loves Thai food. He likes it spicy 🌶️📖 and he also learns to enjoy open mic readings thanks to a... giving coffee shop owner. Check out Piper in Portland here: amazon.com/Piper-Portland… #humorerotica #erotica

Portland gets hot when Jake meets Piper, a gallery owner who loves Thai food. He likes it spicy 🌶️📖 and he also learns to enjoy open mic readings thanks to a... giving coffee shop owner.

Check out Piper in Portland here: amazon.com/Piper-Portland…
#humorerotica #erotica
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In Randi in Reno, Jake runs into an old flame from volume 1 (Betty in Birmingham)… and then meets a new spark who’s turned on by his book choices 🔥📚 Read it now on KU or Kindle: amazon.com/Randi-Reno-Sta… #humorerotica #erotica

In Randi in Reno, Jake runs into an old flame from volume 1 (Betty in Birmingham)… and then meets a new spark who’s turned on by his book choices 🔥📚

Read it now on KU or Kindle: amazon.com/Randi-Reno-Sta…
#humorerotica #erotica
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What happens in Tucson doesn’t stay in Tucson—especially when Tracy’s birthday ends with Jake’s candles getting blown out 🎂🍆 Tracy in Tucson is waiting: amazon.com/Tracy-Tucson-S… #humorerotica #erotica

What happens in Tucson doesn’t stay in Tucson—especially when Tracy’s birthday ends with Jake’s candles getting blown out 🎂🍆
 Tracy in Tucson is waiting: amazon.com/Tracy-Tucson-S…
#humorerotica #erotica
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Jake gets more than a ride at a dude ranch outside El Paso—Ellen shows him the ropes… and the saddle 😏🐎 Saddle up with Ellen in El Paso: amazon.com/Ellen-Paso-Sta… #humorerotica #erotica

Jake gets more than a ride at a dude ranch outside El Paso—Ellen shows him the ropes… and the saddle 😏🐎
Saddle up with Ellen in El Paso: amazon.com/Ellen-Paso-Sta…
#humorerotica #erotica
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In Debra in Dallas, Jake’s welcomed by a club manager with… perks. Then Debra teaches him some very hands-on economics 🤓🔥 Read it on Kindle or KU: amazon.com/Debra-Dallas-S… #humorerotica #erotica

In Debra in Dallas, Jake’s welcomed by a club manager with… perks. Then Debra teaches him some very hands-on economics 🤓🔥

Read it on Kindle or KU: amazon.com/Debra-Dallas-S…
#humorerotica #erotica
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Jake’s in Shreveport and meets Shannon, an Aussie scientist who knows her way around a lab coat (and out of one) 🧪🇦🇺 He also teaches her to ride a bike. (No, seriously!) Get into Shannon in Shreveport: amazon.com/Shannon-Shreve… #humorerotica #erotica

Jake’s in Shreveport and meets Shannon, an Aussie scientist who knows her way around a lab coat (and out of one) 🧪🇦🇺 He also teaches her to ride a bike. (No, seriously!)

Get into Shannon in Shreveport: amazon.com/Shannon-Shreve…
#humorerotica #erotica