Borrowed my daughter’s socks & I don’t think she’ll be getting them back.

Twitter feels like a dangerous place to be sometimes. And that’s why I’m here. I’m a thrillseeker

Back on my black bean bullshit for filling enchiladas. 😛

A 5/10 cheese & bacon burger tonight. Decent but too much bacon & not crispy enough for my admiration.

Already considering another McDonald’s session.

Go mutual or go home.

Embarking on a fizzy wine & elderflower cocktail because I don’t gaf

I don’t know what the worst song is but I’m struggling to think of an album without at least one track I tend to skip.

I couldn’t love a human baby more than I love my black bean enchiladas. 🤌

This lamp is probably the best thing I own. 😺

Still is if you follow the right people

Breakfast bap to get the party started.

Shredded beef burrito & chicken quesadilla at Rascal Burrito. Might not look pretty but damn they’re tasty.

6.5/10 cheeseburger tonight, folks. Would repeat. 🍔

Bit of R&R down the farm

What’s the tea?

Daughter just described us as “fragile, broken things” My work is done.

Eating my body weight in ribs, pit beans, mac & cheese, slaw and pancakes at Inkie’s Smokehouse.