If I’m Manchester United , I bring in Zidane, I go after Harry McGuire and Jamal Lascelles to form a centre back partnership... sell Lindleoff and Rojo, and as a French manager, I do what I can to get Kylian Mbappe through the door.. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Why are they ‘essential oils’...?? I’ve managed this long without them....

When you get on the train smelling of Joe McFadden ⁣🧢 ‘s aftershave..!!

Flicking through the history of Newcastle theatre royal and who should I stumble across @ONeillJonjo

Dear Equity , can we pressure theatres, in to having recycling bins in dressing rooms.!!! So few do.!!!

Our Planet on Netflix.... who’s watched it??? 💔 what are we doing.!!!! 😔

I lost a very special necklace last night vaultytowers or in the nearby streets - if anyone finds it, please please can you let me know. I’m absolutely gutted. It’s engraved on the side and looks like this.. Twitter do your magic. #lost #necklace

Now... whose got McDonalds monopoly game ticket m121.... talk to me

Ladies and Gents, please have a read of the link below!! I’m followed by 16,000 of you lovely people! If each of you could give just £1 that’s £16,000 to go towards the target.!! Thank you xx justgiving.com/campaign/Archi…

Strange to be in Birmingham working but not here, with Jessica Dromgoole or Allegra McIlroy

Wonder what the odds were at the start of the season that the two major European football competitions would have 4 English teams in the final.....

Dear Cambridge City Council where do you get off charging people £26 for 5 hours parking???? While the Starbucks in the shopping centre get away with paying feck all tax i’m sure...

Nobody.... and I mean Nobody have a photo with Drake at an airport.!!!!

Tour is finished... #actor seeks work...

Dear @SW_Railway , if you’re suddenly just gonna boot people off the train a few seconds before it’s about to pull out the station, can you at least make sure the tannoy system is audible!!

Dear Big Shaq... man IS hot

Fancy joining me for 72 holes in one day in aid of MacMillan Justin ROSE Luke Donald ??

There was worldwide outcry when the Notre Dame cathedral was on fire. Why is there not the same level of outrage for the fires destroying the #AmazonRainforest?

You seen ‘Cowspiracy’ from Exec Leonardo DiCaprio ??? HUGELY enlightening piece of film making!

Twitter - this is where I leave you.. laters