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Je viens de voir une fille sur Tinder dont le travail était “intervenante en comportement animal”. So, elle intervient auprès des animaux avec des probleme de comportement, ou auprès des humains qui se comportent comme des animaux? Comme Batman ou Catwoman.

Ha! This tweet still holds up in 2018 🤣

It’s days like these that make me think global warming might not be such a bad thing... #quebec #snowday #afucktonofsnow

Proof Christian Bale is a SAVAGE about his craft 🙏🏿

Tonight Vlad Levitt hosts Newbie Tuesday with not-so-newbie guests Charles Daghlian Sylvain Larocque Peter J. Radomski Kelly Ann Zemnickis and more! 8pm (to 9:30), $5 tix: comedynest.com/blog/newbie-tu…

I think I'm going to invest in a orange construction cone company in Quebec...

Happy Left Over everybody!

When Hillary Clinton's Rally has a better lineup than Coachella. #beyonce #jayz #jcole #chancetherapper #hillary #Clinton

I think #Montreal375 refers to the number of streets that are closed off for construction.

De la grêle en Aout? Si Trump habiterait au Québec, il y croirait en osti aux changements climatique!

LGBTQ2? Are they making sequels to civil rights movements too now?!

Is it me or does it almost feel like summer... ? 😎

I just rolled down my window in the car. YAAY! Spring is here!!! #-2.5 #feelslike-1.5

Mother Nature just played the shittiest April Fools joke. Spring...? SYKE! IT’S WINTER AGAIN BITCHES!!!

I can’t feel my face when I’m outside it’s so cold. Now I know how Abel Tesfaye felt. Or Dolly Parton

This glass is half full. I am either very optimistic, or very drunk...

I hear there is a big #UFC event happening tonight. The bus is challenging Conor McGregor Conor McGregor to a rematch.

So my iPod decided to start playing James Brown’s “This is a Man’s World” as I walked into an absolutely filthy public men’s washroom. The juxtaposition made it extremely bizarre. And everybody kept eye ballin’ me while I was singing.

Apparently it’s proper etiquette at the gym when alternating a machine with someone, to switch back to his weight after you complete your set. I’m supposed to remember this other dudes weight? And know that he’s capable of lifting my entire body weight more than me?!

I got a sun burn, SUMMER’S HERE! ☀️