I really throw out story likes on insta like they mean nothing after 1.6 pints

I should be banned from drinking, why did I tell my cousins bf his hairline is so thin I thought it was on mounjaro last night

There’s something so puss about a nespresso machine coffee

Why do I have to work I was BORN to build competitively viable pokemon teams with a sense of whimsical fun

me as a parent but it’s not a joke

Obsessed with the girls I just walked past sat outside basement asking each other if they also smell the chlorine

The ongoing protests in the districts & why you should care; a thread 🧵

“your receipt from apple” ok sure. whatever. i don’t even know what you’re charging me for anymore but whatever. sure.

Tried a new machine at the gym and my form was so bad on of the PT’s asked if I was new 🫠

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

Was not expecting to wake up to Beetee casting at 6am after days of SILENCE

WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN SHE FINALLY PICKED UP THE PHONE

Switch 2 and Addison Rae album back to back, it’s truly pride month

“hey, sorry I just saw ur text” - me with a screen time of 13 hrs per day

Can’t wait to see every homosexual in the greater Belfast area on Wednesday 🥰

Sorry but why have I had to request three Ubers from Belfast city centre to ormeau before one finally picked me up I hate it here

I’m rewatching the vampire diaries idc anymore