I’m on a flight from LA to Austin and it’s damn near empty. Nature is healing. Austin is so back.

I’m getting a pedicure with the wife as a late Father’s Day treat. Her nail tech is a male Vietnamese immigrant with a MAGA/Texas tattoo on his forearm. I’m truly at a loss for words.

This ref is a plant to take pressure off Gregg #USMNT

Wake up, pour coffee, turn on the Olympics, watch USA rugby shit away a game. Classic.

In 2020, only 51% of eligible voters actually cast a vote in Texas. And Trump only beat Biden here by 5 points. We’ve moved almost 10 points to the left since 2012. All we have to do in order to flip Texas is show up. It really is that easy.

USA! USA! USA! Rugby country babyyyyyy!!!!

WALK OFF ROSE GOLD TRUCK STICK

Hear me out, a doubles, a Ryder Cup style event for Olympic golf. Mens, women’s and mixed doubles. Best ball, alt shot, the whole deal. Three events, men’s and women’s on weekend 1, mixed doubles weekend 2.

I fuckin love these mixed men and women relays and team judo events. So so fun! Creating a team environment where one doesn’t normally exist is awesome

Scottie with the modern Grand Slam: -Masters win -First kid -First arrest -Olympic gold medal

I am straight up going to need to take two weeks off work for the ‘28 and ‘34 America Olympics. I’m not arrogant enough to think I can get work done when there’s events happening in my time zone from dawn until the dead of night.

This is where multiple TVs are clutch. One/two for the games you and your friends care about, one for Redzone. Audio is redzone unless important shit is going on in the important game. Don’t let your dreams be dreams.

W unveils a “Mission Accomplished” banner

LSU can still beat USC if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

Damn, a Super Bowl wasn’t enough, now he has to match his girlfriend’s musical success and has joined Electric Callboy.

I remember my first paycheck, I was so damn happy and proud. For years I insisted on physical paychecks because they made me so happy. To this day I look at each direct deposit paycheck with so much joy. It may be simple, work hard, enjoy your reward, but I love it.

Arch Manning is extremely football

My Daughter is having surgery today. I spent the whole drive to the hospital ruminating, feeling sorry for myself and wondering how the hell my parents did this. I’m in the waiting room and I’m seeing lots of familiar expressions. At least I’m not alone in this feeling!